"Lola, is facebook keeping you too busy?"
"No, I love talking with my readers. I noticed you're paying a lot of attention to Aunt Nellie B."
"That's because she's almost ready to join you as a character, and I want her to look her best."
"Me, too. I can't wait to have her company. By the way, is it true I am in her book?"
"Yes, but you're much older in her book. I like you this way."
"I get to stay young forever in my own book, but I love helping my grandchildren, too."